Dead Sonic Mania.spooky by Kiko[SonicKiko]
Hi my name is Generic White American Girl number 69!
I was trying to download sonic mania on my windows xp when i sudennly find out that i needed wifi to play the game! OH NO!
so i decided to download a crack!
when the crack installed, i decided to start the game!
(that was my 1st mistake!)
when the title screen appear it said:
DedSonicManYaaaaaa.spokky
i was shocked!
i started t at green hill zone (how original!),and then,out of nowhere,SONIC.EXE APPEARED!
i was teleported to sonic.exe's dimension and i saw terrefing images...not sonic 06...not soNIC BOOM,not sANIK.....i saw...CRINGY SONIC DEVIANTART!
OH! the horror!
i was spokked by that!
i decided to turn of the pc!
BUT IT DIDN'T WORK!!!
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so i plugged off the plug and my pc shot down!
(THAT WAS MY 2nd MISTAKE!)
i looked in my room for a baseball bat!
but what i found was terefing!
i saw sonic.exe eating my SunnyD while rubbing is balls in my baseball bat!
he decided to sexually hug me,because i was a girl!
so i called my friend and expert in everything sonic: SonicKiko (the creator of this fuking story)
he told me to let the exe fuk me fast because he was a sonic so the pleasure was going to last 1 sec (because he is too fast!)
so me and exe did it but i didn't want to do it,so i grabbed my sunny D and i used it on my body,and sonic.exe died because he was allaergyc to sunny D!
I decided to rub is dick on my boobs so he could die faster (because they were full fuking sunny D)
So Sonic.exe died and i decided to go to the steam office and give the game back!
the problem is,i only play video games so i never go out,because of that i only had one shirt that got ripped because of the exe attack!
i was naked but i didn't care!
i went in front of bill gates and said:
WHAT THE FUK IS THIS SHIET!
he said that sonic mania had drm
-I DONT CARE IF IT HAS DRM OR A DICK IN THE GAME I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY SANIC . IXI WAS IN MY GAME!
he said i don't know ask your friends...bitch
so i did what he said and i ask my friends if the copys of sonic mania for the polystation 69 had the same problem, and they said...
WTF IS A SANIC?!
i was shocked!
those aren't my friends!
turns out i was in the wrong neighberhood!!!
so the real sonic mania game was in my REAL house!
I was in the hous of a girl named sally that was just like me,but she only played crap (aka exe games)
and she was horny for sonic.exe!
i decided to watch her "adult" images and i found sonic.exe hentai!
i decidet to fap to it and i did it because i didn't had sex for the first time (and i am almost 18)
in conclusion today,having sex whit sonic exe is great
if u want to kill sonic.exe use the fuking sunny D
and do not play sonic mania exe edition whit bonus hentai or else you will be teleported to the wrong g neighberhood and you will probablly die!
the...FUKING...SHITTY END!!!